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About Me

Joey Phillip Jones

706-453-7713

thirdworldflat@gmail.com

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First things first: I have lived an incredible life! 

What I thought was a bug, turned out to be a feature. I'm the kind of restless spirit who has never been content doing one particular thing for more than 2 years. So I tend to quit jobs after just that amount of time. 

This way of being has allowed me to learn many things, to be good at many things. Here is a list of my qualifications: 

  1. 35mm photographer
  2. Astronomer
  3. Audio editor
  4. Audio masterer
  5. Audio recordist
  6. A bad Nostradamus
  7. Book publisher
  8. Bookkeeper
  9. Brother to The Sister
  10. Carpenter
  11. Cartographer (a fancy word for map maker)
  12. Casting director
  13. Cinematographer
  14. Computer builder
  15. Computer programmer
  16. Computer repairman
  17. Computer scientist
  18. Copy editor
  19. Database designer
  20. Digital artist
  21. Digital photographer
  22. Ditch digger
  23. A dreamer
  24. Explorer (local)
  25. Father of The Pitbull
  26. Film editor
  27. Film historian
  28. Filmmaker
  29. Font designer
  30. A friend to many, including stage-4 Cancer. Yayyy! Bonus!
  31. Grammarian
  32. Hardcover book designer
  33. Hardcover bookmaker
  34. Health coach
  35. Healthcare worker
  36. Home security system installer
  37. Image editor
  38. Internet technologist
  39. Magazine editor
  40. Magazine publisher
  41. Mainframe computer systems operator
  42. Meteorologist
  43. Music composer
  44. Music historian
  45. Music publisher
  46. Novelist
  47. A Powder (an electricity hoarder)
  48. A researcher
  49. Retail salesman
  50. Screenwriter
  51. Short-story writer
  52. A silly-heart
  53. Skydiver
  54. Son to The Electrician
  55. Son to The Farmer
  56. Son to The Hunter
  57. Son to The Plumber
  58. Technology early adopter
  59. Timberjacker 
  60. Twin flame to The Soulmate
  61. An unbreakable spirit
  62. Uncle to The Niece
  63. Videographer
  64. A water / electricity dowser
  65. Web designer



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